The Rip Current with Jacob Ward

The Rip Current with Jacob Ward

Meta's Layoffs and the AI Money Trap

Meta's reported layoffs won't come close to paying for its AI ambitions — but they'll tell every other company in America that the trade is acceptable.

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Jacob Ward
Mar 17, 2026
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My friend David is deeply triggered by dumb numerical mistakes, and he holds a special phrase of derision ready for it. So here’s the sentence I began to write just now: a disaster is brewing at the center of the tech industry, and it’s a math problem: Meta is reportedly preparing to lay off roughly 20% of its workforce — up to 16,000 people — to help offset a capital expenditure plan that could reach $135 billion this year.

But as I typed I heard David’s special guffaw, the one he saves for idiocy. And then, in my mind, he said it: “Jake, not only is that wrong, it’s not math. That’s arithmetic.”

What Meta Can Afford, and What It Can’t

Meta's 2025 annual report, filed with the SEC, shows the company earned $201 billion in revenue and $60.5 billion in net income last year, while spending $72.2 billion on capital expenditures. Now it wants to nearly double that capex — to between $115 billion and $135 billion — primarily to build AI data centers and secure computing capacity.

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As Dave Barry once wrote of the lottery, “just burn your money. You don’t have to wait in line.” Photo by Jp Valery on Unsplash

Analysts at JPMorgan estimate a 20% workforce reduction could save Meta between $5 billion and $6 billion annually, while Bank of America puts the figure as high as $8 billion. Those numbers sound significant until you do the subtraction: even the most optimistic estimate covers less than 6% of the planned AI spending.

So where does the rest come from? Meta held $81.6 billion in cash and equivalents at the end of 2025, but also carried $58.7 billion in long-term debt. The company’s core business — advertising — generated essentially all of that revenue, and there’s no AI product on the near horizon that changes that equation. Meanwhile, Meta’s next-generation AI model, codenamed Avocado, has been delayed to at least May after internal tests showed it trailing leading models from Google, OpenAI, and Anthropic in key areas including reasoning and programming, according to the New York Times.

Meta spokesperson Andy Stone called the Reuters report "speculative reporting about theoretical approaches," and said no timeline or final number has been set. But the company's top executives have already told senior leaders to begin planning how to pare back, according to three sources Reuters cited, and the stock rose nearly 3% on the news — a signal that Wall Street is treating the cuts as a foregone conclusion.

In other words: Meta is likely to liquidate workers. And it’s doing so to fund an investment in something far more expensive — and speculative — than the people it fired.

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